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There was a couple who agreed that when ever they want to Make Love, they would use the word “Phone Call”. So one day the husband sent his child to tell the mother that he wanted to make a call, but the wife replied that there was no network. The husband insisted that if she does not came with her phone he was going to make a call in a phone booth. The wife on hearing this replied that if the husband is insisting making his call on a phone booth, she would open a call box.

There was this man who died went straight to hell. In hell, he realised that all those in the house live in strata according to the sins they committed and he equally found himself in the upper one. He looked down the middle strata to his greatest surprise and saw his Rev. Father, and screamed but you know what, the Rev. Father replied “No shout Pope dey for down”.

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