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Two stupid chicken

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A sense of foreboding

by Relindis Ndikum

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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! … Continue reading

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A really bad day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it … Continue reading

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AN IGBO MAN LOVES HIS BUSINESS MORE THAN ANY THING

***Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was Registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question … Continue reading

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Is it Michael Jackson

One day a little boy was sitting outside with his mum reading the bible and this  little boy decided to first of all ask his mum a question that  always borders   him little boy : mummy, is God a … Continue reading

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Imagine

My fellow friends u can imagine what happens in church these days. last Sunday service while we were listening to the pastor’s preaching, i saw a young guy smoking cigarette, that action of his was so amazing to me to … Continue reading

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why worry

In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick. If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry … Continue reading

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The professor and sailor.

A professor was traveling by boat, on the way, he asked the sailor ‘Do u know Biology? Ecology? Zoology? Embraeology? Epidemology? ‘NO’ said the sailor. Prof got angry and said ‘what the hell do u know? You will die of … Continue reading

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The pastor who loved long Preaching

This pastor loved long preaching. After one hour, he was still preaching and half of the congregation fell asleep and some were even snoring. Two hours later, he was still preaching and the congregation started walking out. After 3 hours, … Continue reading

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Nigerian buildings

A Whitman was one day traveling to Nigeria, while in Nigeria he takes a taxi to his destination. As they were driving on, this Whiteman saw a large building and asked the taxi driver “how long did they take to … Continue reading

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A RICH MAN. A WAR BETWEEN THE BLIND AND THE DEAF

There was once a man who was very rich, he had very long and thick hair and uses it to safe guard his money. So one day when he was sleeping at night, thieves came into his house and shaved … Continue reading

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HONESTY AND HONOUR.

There once lived a rich man who had an illiterate servant. He taught his servant how to pronounce the word “Honesty and “Honour”. He told his servant that before he pronounces these words, he should take away the “H” from … Continue reading

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There was a couple who agreed that when ever they want to Make Love, they would use the word “Phone Call”. So one day the husband sent his child to tell the mother that he wanted to make a call, … Continue reading

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SPECIAL RECRUITMENT INTO THE PUBLIC SERVICE KICKS START.

This operation began Monday, march 14th in all the Ten regions of Cameroon.  This procedure is in conformity to the instructions of President Paul Biya, assigning the Prime Minister,  the Minister of Public Service and Administrative Reforms, president of the … Continue reading

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Where Do Lawyers Go?

There was this fence separating Heaven and Hell. It had broken down and needed repairs. HELL phoned to HEAVEN. “From our legal consultation here, it is your turn to repair the fence” HEAVEN phoned back; “In the absence of any … Continue reading

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AN ‘EXPENSIVE MISTAKE’.

A man travelled for a short period from home. Apparently enjoying himself and wishing to play the ‘good husband’ he decided to send a note to the wife, He wrote; ‘Darling, I have really enjoyed myself since I came here. … Continue reading

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The Pastor who loved long preaching.

This pastor loved long preaching. After one hour, he was still preaching and half of the congregation fell asleep and some were even snoring. Two hours later, he was still preaching and the congregation started walking out. After 3 hours, … Continue reading

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OUR GOD RESIGNS

A semi- literate Pastor was assigned to go and advertise a Church crusade in the newspapers. He got some spellings wrong and the bold headline in the newspaper came out thus : ‘OUR GOD RESIGNS’ The church was so embarrassed, … Continue reading

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